Partly Facetious : Why PM supporting Sanjrani?
"The Buzz has entered national politics."
"Oh for Pete's sake, let him be. Treat him like you do Wife Number Three, it was The Khan's prerogative and..."
"Are you being facetious?"
"Well, at present I am having serious issues with making my salary go till the end of the month..."
"Do the reverse of what Queen Marie Antoinette advised the French people! If the people don't have bread why don't they eat cakes and the reverse is if you can no longer afford cakes, you traders big and small, then learn to eat plain naans..."
"Naans have gone up in price as well..."
"Ah, but cakes have gone up by a lot more."
"Oh dear, anyway what did you mean when you said The Buzz has entered national politics. I am not sure he has entered provincial politics leave alone national, and..."
"Well, he said Sanjrani, the chairman of the senate though we all know not for long, will retain his position and he met up with Sanjrani..."
"Oh dear! I for the life of me cannot understand why The Khan has decided to support Sanjrani! If I were him I would have said the opposition is right in dismissing him and that would have made any move on their part to get rid of him through a vote of no confidence politically redundant..."
"Ha ha, but The Khan is a player - I mean he likes to fight battles - small and large..."
"But surely opposition for the sake of opposition or shall we say meaningless skirmishes should be left to lesser people."
"Not in The Khan's psyche, anyway the Buzz, carefully selected out of...of..."
"Three other Buzzes?"
"What ever do you mean?"
"I heard he was one of four being considered by The Khan for the coveted slot."
"I never heard that, who?"
"Khagga from Pakpattan, Abida Bibi from a reserved seat..."
"Never heard of them, Stop smiling this is not a facetious matter..."
"Sienna Miller, the actress defines buzz as, you become very known for being someone's girlfriend, and all of a sudden there's all this hype and buzz for all the wrong reasons."
"And that defines our Buzz."
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